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Hydrogen vs Stupidity Shorts

$25.08

Color: Military Green

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Unleash your inner philosopher (or comedian) with this witty typography art featuring Frank Zappa's legendary quote: "There is more stupidity than hydrogen in the universe, and it has a longer shelf life." The bold, dripping text pops against a dark backdrop, producing major sarcastic energy. Perfect for anyone who appreciates humor with a cosmic twist, science nerds with a sharp sense of humor, or those who need a daily reminder that stupidity is, indeed, everlasting. Hang it on your wall, wear it proudly, or gift it to your most delightfully cynical friend!

Heavyweight yet breathable with a pique textured finish for a clean, structured look. Finished with side pockets, a back pocket, and an internal white drawcord for an adjustable fit - perfect for lounging or on the go. Solids: 100% combed ring spun cotton. Heathers: 90% combed ring spun cotton, 10% polyester.

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