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Desert Smack Talk Card

$13.50
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Welcome to the wild, wild southwest—where the cacti are cranky and the donkeys don’t back down! This hilarious cartoon showdown features a grumpy cactus and a stubborn burro locked in a desert standoff of epic proportions. The Cactus calls the burro an “ASS,” while the Burro fires back with “PRICK”—and let’s be honest, they’re both a little right.Perfect for fans of dad jokes, dry humor, and desert drama, this design delivers a punch of sass and a prickly pun war that’ll have folks doing a double-take. Great for casual wear, gifts, or anyone who appreciates a little bite in their banter.

Digitally printed cards on heavyweight stock. Uncoated blank interior provides a superior writing surface. Since every item is made just for you by your local third-party fulfiller, there may be slight variances in the product received. Each card comes with an envelope for mailing or gifting.

    • Dimensions: Small (4” x 6”), Large (5” x 7.5”)

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