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Oatman Arizona - Two Miles from Hell Card

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Welcome to Oatman, Arizona—where the burros are dramatic, the signs are sarcastic, and the buzzards are just here for the show. This cartoonish tribute to one of Route 66’s quirkiest towns features a hilariously exhausted burro, clearly regretting every life choice that brought him two miles from Hell and twenty miles from water. With a vulture co-pilot and a skull that says, “you might not make it,” this design perfectly captures the wild, weird, and wonderfully wacky vibe of the Old West’s favorite ghost town. Perfect for lovers of desert humor, Route 66 kitsch, and anyone who's ever been a little too dehydrated in Arizona.

Digitally printed cards on heavyweight stock. Uncoated blank interior provides a superior writing surface. Since every item is made just for you by your local third-party fulfiller, there may be slight variances in the product received. Each card comes with an envelope for mailing or gifting.

    • Dimensions: Small (4” x 6”), Large (5” x 7.5”)

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