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I Don't Give A Rat's Ass Shorts

$25.08

Color: Black

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Meet your new go-to for polite indifference: a sombrero-sporting Mule and his blunt little sidekick, the cowboy rat, delivering peak apathy with impeccable style. This delightfully absurd piece from Nomadic Spirit Studios pairs sculpted 3D charm with a slogan that does the heavy lifting—perfect for anyone who prefers sarcasm with a side of adorable animals. Slap it on a tee, mug, or sticker and let the world know you care…just not that much. Great as a gag gift, dorm-room proclamation, or subtle interpersonal boundary marker. Wear it proudly, gift it mischievously, and let these two do the talking when you’d rather not.

Heavyweight yet breathable with a pique textured finish for a clean, structured look. Finished with side pockets, a back pocket, and an internal white drawcord for an adjustable fit - perfect for lounging or on the go. Solids: 100% combed ring spun cotton. Heathers: 90% combed ring spun cotton, 10% polyester.

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