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Donut Shop Suicide Card

$13.50
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Meet the most melodramatic pastry on the block. In Nomadic Spirit Studios’ gleefully grim cartoon, a pink-glazed donut mourns a tragic morning spill with the kind of theatrical sorrow normally reserved for soap operas and empty coffee mugs. With wide eyes, tiny gloves, and a speech bubble that says it all—“He always did hate mornings”—this piece serves up absurdist breakfast comedy: equal parts slapstick and sympathy, sugary and sardonic. Perfect for fans of darkly funny pop art, caffeine-fueled sarcasm, and anyone who’s ever wanted to blame their mood on a rogue éclair. Hang it where laughter—and maybe a little coffee—are always on hand.

Digitally printed cards on heavyweight stock. Uncoated blank interior provides a superior writing surface. Since every item is made just for you by your local third-party fulfiller, there may be slight variances in the product received. Each card comes with an envelope for mailing or gifting.

    • Dimensions: Small (4” x 6”), Large (5” x 7.5”)

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